A – “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.”

B – “All children, except one, grow up.”

C – “The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel.”

D – “They shoot the white girl first.”

E – “He was so mean that wherever he was standing became the bad part of town.”

F – “You’re going to leave me here on Earth? Alone?”

G – “The pipe under the sink was leaking again. It wouldn’t have been so bad, except that Nick kept his favourite sword under the sink.”

H – “We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck”

I – “It can hardly

be co-incidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression ‘As pretty as an airport’.”

J – “The majority of Terrans are six-legged.”

K – “Damn them. Prince Djetthro-Jason eyed the masked males and the unpleasant array of instruments they were preparing to use on him.”

L – “Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse, I saw the dead guy standing next to my locker.”

M – “They told him he wouldn’t feel it when the energy beam ripped him apart. They’d lied.”

N – “It was on the first day of summer vacation that Poppy found out she was going to die.”

 

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